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Lorne Lynn Armstrong

DATE OF BIRTH: October 18, 1970 in Skowhegan Maine

BACKGROUND INFORMATION Lorne was born into a poor family, his dad left them when he was two years old with six other siblings. after high school lorne went on to be in the Military for a few years

2007

Lorne Armstrong fled to Nashville Tennessee in hopes to become a country music star at 36 years old as he claimed to "Kayla" in the chat log. However the real reason is much more sinister. He scammed an innocent elderly couple's retirement money of $30,000 and to this day has yet to pay her back when he was doing construction work on their house. THE CHAT LOG

Lorne began chatting with a 13 year old girl or so he though named "Kayla" when in reality it was a member of an online vigilante group "Perverted Justice" named Sherry Twist. He  started chatting with her on September 17th, 2007- October 18, 2007 (His Birthday). The chat log is a total of 407 pages. He starts off as the protective older brother type which can be a grooming technique because on the first day he said "i'm a good guy I have two nieces your age" which can instill trust in her and manipulate her. The chat quickly becomes sexual where for a month he talks about his penis while exposing it. it shows how childish he is. He makes cute cartoon names for their genitals such as "Mr. Penis" and "miss vagina". he becomes infatuated with her telling her how much he loves her but kayla is not interested at all. her responses mainly are "k" smiley face, or "kewl". he tells her that he wants to marry her when she's 18 even going as far as calling her "Mrs. Kayla Marie Armstrong" telling her he loves her more than anything he also discusses the names he wants to name their babies which include hannah marie Armstrong and Cassidy. He believes that their relationship would pull through for that long. Lorne sleeps on the floor and doesn't even have enough money to buy a bed. Kayla is thankfully a fictitious character. Kayla however is not the only character in the picture. she lives a normal happy life in Bowling Green Kentucky (which is where the sting house was) with her parents who are two successful doctors, and her close friends Maria, Jesse, Haley, Cody, Tyler and Derek. Derek is Lorne's arch nemesis. He threatens Lorne's power and control and is Kayla's "real" boyfriend. There is a part in the chat log where her and Derek are going through a rough patch where he wants to get back with her. she claims he put his armed around her and wanted to kiss her. when Lorne replies to Kayla's answer he says "Derek? Ex Derek??" Kayla Humorously responds "ya THAT Derek" which makes him explode with anger. The ONLY reason Lorne doesn't chat with Kayla is because he often gets drunk at the karaoke bar and sings his heart out with his friends at the time Craig and Taylor or he is at work operating a lull or a forklift. he often refers to Kayla as his "Precious Little Princess" or his "little baby girl" since there is no real victim in the chat log people can laugh at the delusion of it all and the ridiculousness of it. There are so many aspects to it. there is a serious/disturbing aspect a psychological aspect and a comical aspect. it is also revealed that his favorite food is mac and cheese and his mom's homemade Chicken Pot Pie. he also likes to drink Weak Coffee which seems to be watered down hence the way he says it. the decoy also sent lorne 3 different pictures of three different girls confusing Lorne asking her which one is you but lorne keeps on talking.

AMANDA JAMES Amanda James is a woman whom Lorne was cat fished by when he lived in Washington State. Amanda James was not her real name. Not much is known about Amanda besides what he told Chris Hansen while he got busted. He thought that she was his girl for three years and he sent her money and Dale Earnhardt Junior things. He even moves back to Maine in order to be closer to her because she supposedly lived in Pennsylvania. She told Lorne that her daughter was her niece. Lorne's sister was much more tech savvy at the time and she was only on the phone with Amanda James for a few minutes telling Lorne that she wasn't real.

THE PHONE CALLS

Lorne also left who he thought to be Kayla a goldmine of six phone calls. on the other line was another member of Perverted Justice "Southern Aphrodite" where he is on cloud nine. he tells the decoy many disturbing things such as he stared at her picture for an hour. there is one phone call where he sings his heart out to kayla singing "I loved her first" which is disturbingly hilarious. another thing about Lorne is revealed when he says he sells Beatle Tribute tickets to a band that looks and sounds just like the Beatles.

THE BUST

On October 18, 2007 which is Lorne's Birthday and he drives across State lines to pick Kayla up in hopes of taking her back to his apartment for the weekend. the decoy waves him into the house who he believes to be Kayla. the decoy looks very different than what he envisions her to be. he walks in very proud almost as if he won the lottery saying "hey gurrrlll" and smiles. Lorne is beaming with joy and excitement. there are two chairs set up. the chair lorne sits in is a massager chair where the decoy says i have to sit down in order to get lorne to stay in the house. he says to kayla or the decoy "I Thawt you had blawnde hayyah" where the decoy cleverly comes up with "do you like it i dyed it". Lornes world crashes down when Chris hansen comes out and questions him and humiliates him. there is a part in the chat log where he hypocritically says don't ever tell anyone your last name she innocently responds k why and he responds because there are some real weirdos out there sometimes and they might try to go looking for you he says to Lorne and pauses for second and says "you're one of those weirdos." chris interrogates him and reads the sexual chats humiliating him furthermore. when the cameras come out and lorne realizes that this was a set up he cries out to God but because of his accent/dialect from Maine it sounds as if he is saying CAWD. Lorne gets busted outside the door of the house when he walks out the Kentucky Bureau of Investigations. He is wearing a Boston Cap to cover his baldness. his cap falls off though when the guns are pointed at him ordering him to get down exposing his baldness. he then is booked and photographed and is still crying while his first mugshot is being taken and is still sobbing when he is questioned. He was given a five year sentence and even wrote a book called taken abroad. with the way it ended the saga could be described as comedy and tragedy

LAWSUITS

Lorne has filed many ridiculous Law suits one of which he attempts to sue Dateline NBC for forty million dollars which ran the show "To Catch a Predator" at the time coming up with the defense that he was entrapped even though he initiated everything.

AFTERMATH

Lorne currently lives in a town called Cornville Maine where he is struggling to make ends meet living in a trailer. He created a youtube channel where he does cooking shows. he has a series called "the lorne reality show" which is ironic because he has no sense of reality. he has almost a cult like following in which people endlessly mock him. Lorne can be described as a car crash. in an interview with one of the members in the community he says "I would've been on American Idol if it weren't for To Catch A Predator which shows how out of touch he is with reality. lorne uploads singing videos onto youtube. in 2017 Lorne came in contact with Ramona a fake girlfriend who was in contact with a community member. he is verbally abusive swearing at her every second and deflecting his responsibility and places the blame on innocent people. His mother enables him and is at his defense every minute. however his mother once said that they don't like you they're making a fool out of you. Lorne has since not uploaded anything for a few months. Lorne also created a website where he sold merchandise such as his guitar in which he sold it for $300.00 and even t-shirts with his face on it and keep in mind that he is a Registered sex offender so i don't believe anyone would want a t shirt with his face on it. he still struggles to make ends meet.