User:Celloperson1234/Bible math

=Bible Math= Bible Math is a branch of fake mathematics based on the concept that you can simplify any equation or function to the bible mathematical constants D (Devil) or T (trinity).

History
Bible Math began with the the introduction of several different factors to the concept of monotheism, namely The Father, The Son and The Holy Ghost. The first fundamental was then represented as a proof for the values of T, known famously as the "Sister Mary" postulate, which is, as follows:
 * $$ 1+1+1=3=1=T $$

This led to a revolution in the psuedoscientific community, and the idea that God could be quantified. It was not, however, until the Phelan-Wiesmann equation, based off of indigo being added to the visible light spectrum to make the number of colors seven instead of six. Michael Phelan proposed that six, being a multiple of three, should be considered a "double trinity," and be considered twice as holy as six. M. Hawk Wiesmann, on the other hand, proposed that, seeing as the Devil's number was 666, and 6 being the sole digit in this figure six would be equal to one third D, in other words:
 * $$ 2 T= \frac {1}{3} D $$

Jason Maloy went on to later explain that any number that can be simplified to any third has demonic properties, as represented by the Maloy Postulate:
 * $$ \frac {X}{3}=D $$

Fundamentals
Bible Math is based on several fundamentals, namely:
 * The Fundamental Fundamental: "If you believe in it as much as god, and seems vaguely plausible, it should be considered as truth."
 * The Complexity Argument: "If you do not want to do it in your head, it is of the devil"
 * Imaginary Numbers: "You do not want to do imaginary equations in your head. Therefore, they must be of the devil"
 * The Combination Equation:
 * $$ T =3=\frac {9} {3}=3D=D $$

or
 * $$ T=1=\frac {3} {3}= D $$

This shows that Devil and God are equal to each other.