User:Cem B. Brinklow

Cem Benjamin Noel Brinklow is a 6'7 graduate from Ralston High School. He is super strong and super awesome. He has soooooo many muscles and Brad Pitt wishes he was him. In 1997 He won Time Magazines Man of the Year. The year after he saved Micheal Jacksons son. While Mike was holding the little infant over the balcony. Cem jumped 37 feet in the air, or maybe it was 39, and grabbed the boy to save his life. He also is the author of the Bible, which has sold more copies than any other book every written. He is close and personal friends with Barak Obama. The two watch football every sunday. He beat Micheal Phelps in the Olympics to win 27 gold medals in 2008. 8 in swim, 12 in track and field, 2 in dive, 1 in gymnastics, 3 in long distance running, and 1 for being so damn cool. He stared in the hit movie 300, playing as King Leonidis. He has won 14 Oscars so far for his acting career. Oh, and by the way, he's only 20. His hobbies include saving peoples lives, practicing medicine, and representing famous people in a court of law. He invented the Philips screw driver and named it after his late friend Phillipp Tietke. May he rest in peace. He has over 3 million community service hours and has Masters and other degrees from the following: Harvard, Yale, Stanford, UNO, Princeton, MIT, Brown, and Dartmouth. He played college Basketball for Duke. Football for USC. He also played for UNL in the late '90's and won 2 National Championships. He owns a multi-billion dollar company called Wal-Mart. He is also in the process of buying McDonalds, Mall of America, and the NBA. He already owns 7 NFL teams. The Pittsburgh Steelers, Tennessee Titans, Indy Colts, San Diego Chargers, Dallas Cowboys, and both New York Giants and Jets. He has cell phones from Alltel, AT&T, Nextel, Sprint, T-Mobile, U.S. Cellular, and Verizon. He is the govenor of Hawaii, Florida, Alaska, and Pennsylvania. He has conquered many countries which include Canada and Mexico. He is the most powerful man in the world. No one person was able to defeat Cem in a man-to-man fight (he hasn't tried taking, on Chuck Norris, Yet) but then he fought Oprah and Ellen. He got F'D up man! He was in World War I and II, Vietnam, Civil War, and was a by stander in the American Revolutionary War. Rumor has it that in Vietnam he was cornered by the Vietnamese with only a spoon in his hand, he was having Captain Crunch for breakfast. They attacked him 10 at a time. No one knows what exactly happened that warm and damp morning in jungle of Vietnam, but what ever he did, he killed 40 opposing soldier with just that spoon. He was elected President of the United States of America, but resigned a year later after finding out he had a A+++ rating his first year. He got bored of it because it was so easy. He is the ultimate champion at fantasy football. He used to go hunting with Zeus until the people of Greece decided to banish Zeus for partying too much with Cem. He was named the League MVP of the MLB in 2006 playing for the St. Louis Cardinals, and that same year name the league MVP in the NFL for the Pittsburgh Steelers. At the moment he is going back to college to get a degree in Broadcasting/Journalism. Many have said that he is the next Al Micheals. In 2011, Cem lead a squad of Navy Seals to Osamas mansion. When asked how he knew where to go, he replied with, "We always play Pokemon together, but once I realized he was a terrorist threat, I had to put an end to it for my country...America". More to come at a later time...(FEEL FREE TO EDIT, PLEASE GOOD-NATURED COMMENTS ONLY)