User:Chad Wolak

Chad Wolak was born in Macon, GA on August 5, 1923. He is married to Melissa and has a daughter, Camden Elizabeth. Although he is married to a woman, Chad cherishes the touch of Chris Sharma. The fact that Chris is extremely hairy only serves to excite Chad more. If given the chance, Chad would dress up with a long black wig and a tank top in order to confuse Chris into thinking that Chad is in fact Dalia Ojeda. After being conceived by his parents (Woshawn and Tamiqua) in the back of a van, Chad decided to honor them by purchasing the green "MANVAN." The "MANVAN" is a 1983 Chevrolet Venture that has seen better days. Its ultimate feature is the plethora of space in the back. One sweltering summer night in 2002, Chad lured Chris into the back of the van with promises of sensemilla and a three foot glass bong. After spiking Chris' drink with Rohypnol, Chad has his way with Chris while he was passed out. Chad wishes that he could bear Chris' love child, but it impossible right now. Chad holds out hope that one day modern science will prevail and Chad can be the mother of Chris Sharma's baby.