User:Chalmy

I am maried for 21 years to Jon, my soulmate. We have 64 kids, 5 cats, 10 fish, a dog named Fred, a pony named Pegasus, a magicall dog named Xavier, and a leopard cloured eel named Douglas, who all have kids of their own. All my kids are gay and are all married to other men and have a total of 378 kids and are all living with micheal jackson and say they love the comfort of his bed. Jon is 4'8" and this is his 9th marriage. I am 87 years old and I am still happily having sex with Jon.