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= Gooder =

''"Making Good Times Gooder" and "Making Güt Times Gütter" redirect here. For similar references, see "Gütification".''

Gooder is the act of taking something good and making it gooder. This word was first used in the US Supreme Court circa 1925 by the 27th President, William Howard Taft. The legislature states thus, "Good is good. But gooder is gooder." It's a logic that no one has dared mess with.

Goodology
President Taft went on to write a highly regarded treaty titled "Making Good Times Gooder: A Guide". The guide sparked a new philosophical movement known widely as Goodology. Many followers of Goodology frequent such places as Taft's Brewpourium, Taft's Ale House and dress almost exclusively in garments purchased at Taft's Dry Goods. These folks love to spread the Gooder word far and wide.