User:Charles haynes iv/sandbox

DAT BOI and his younger years

when Dat boi was only a boi his father (dat man) was abusive he told his son that he was worthless and that he would never get anywhere in life.But dat boi was stronger and he knew this because he learned how to ride his trademark unicycle long before anyone else in the pond.his mother died when he was only a tadboi (tad pole).He had a brother that like his father called him a loser he even went as far as saying his mom threw herself in front of a car because of him.When he turned 18 his father had died of lung cancer due to smoking large quantities of crack and marijuana.His brother was a succ-sesful business man with a multi trillion dollar contract with the the pentagon.But poor little dat boi had to ride his 14 year old unicycle to the community college it had a torn seat and some holes in the tire which he covered with duct tape.He was an honor student at unura-frogington college it wasn't his dream school but it had to do.It was there that he met pepe le frog pepe was an interesting frog to say the least.At age 37 he married the girl of his dreams True Toad he knew he could trust her but he wasn't sure why.He had many tadpoles and they learned how to ride unicycles a year before he did so he knew that great things would become of them.May 5,2016 dat boi was lying in his death bead with his unicycle sitting next to him his wife and kids where going into depression he looked at them and with his final breath he said oh crap waddup.By may 6,2016 dat boi was officially a dead meme.