User:Charlieaston

Charlie Assman was born on 8th October 1986 to Big Sal and Big Dick Aston. They weren't particularly fond of him but decided to keep him as a joke. The joke went on too long and he is still there, despite it no longer being funny.

An important part of Charlie Assman's life is Manchester United, his favourite moment was when they won the champions league against Bayern Munich. Unfortunatley they also lost the league title at Old Trafford to Arsenal who went on to complete a historic double, the third in their history and proceeded to go a full season unbeaten, a feat which had not been achieved since 1888.

Charlie unfortunately has a series of very serious, very contageous illnesses including shit chat and HIV. We all feel terribly sorry for him and hope that he has a quick and slow death. Keep on trucking charlie.