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Introduction

Lynn Bernard Boss (Lynn, Lëtzebuergisch; born April 3rd 1993), also known as Lynn Diesel, Lynnsbruck, Lynndo Norris, the Mother of Oranges, the Lover of Omelettes and the Baker of Cookies, is a Luxembourgish super woman.

She's a descendant of the First Luxembourgish Men, who lived in the deep forests of Clervaux, Diekirch and Mullerthal before the Portugandal invasion. Lynn is the daughter of Frank, of the House Bernard and Edith, of the House Boss. She has a brother, David, colloquially known as Fleck, the creator of the popular beer Fleck's Pale Ale and also the boyfriend of Lisa from the famous House of Fux, who are well renowned Luxembourgish hunters.

In addition, Lynn is a member and coach of Boxfit Luxembourg, where she trains to improve her prolific MMA and boxing skills and coaches others to become super girls.

Early Life

Lynn was born as the second child of Frank Bernard and Edith Boss in Luxembourg city. Originally, despite her Luxembourgish heritage, she had the appearance of a Portugandal, which led to suspicious looks to Edith from part of the medical team. Any involvement with a Portugandal was dismissed by Edith, of House Boss, who claimed Frank to be the rightful parent of the creature.

Childhood

Lynn grew up and went to school in Esch, where she developed an early interest for the Spanish language, at the early age of 12.

During family celebrations, both Lynn and her cousin, Claudine of House Bernard, used their talents to organize a show with dancing, rhyming and acrobatics for the whole family, which had to sit tight and watch it.

Poor Lynn had to throw up during curvy road trips, since her tiny head made her dizzy and nauseous. Nevertheless, all the food lost during these trips was recovered on her stays with David at their grandparents’ house, where they would play cards and eat candy with grandma until dawn.

Innsbruck

After some rebellious teenage years, and sucking at math, she enrolled into the Innsbruck University, where she studied a Bachelor in Pedagogy and later on a Master in Social Sciences, Social Work, Social Politic and Management. There she made great friends with Max, David, Verena, and many others and formed a forever lasting bond. She became known as the party queen but it was not all fun and games. When she arrived, because of her last name being Bernard, some teachers thought she was a guy, so in the beginning, when every teacher was reading the names out loud they would look for a guy in class, just to find Lynn present herself.

Since she did not like slow curvy roads, she used to speed up while driving to and from Innsbruck, until she got caught by the same radar three times in the same day, thus formally submitting an application for Formula 1.

'''Cuba and Perú '''

Following her adventurous nature and her passion for the Spanish language, Lynn embarked on a courageous mission to Cuba and Perú, in order to perfect her level of Spanish, Salsa and rhum drinking.

In Cuba, she resisted any chance of disease by outdrinking the viruses with rhum. However, in Perú, it was not until a fairy gave her a magical pink pill that she overcame three days of terrible sickness.

Sevilla

Lynn moved to Sevilla, most concretely, to the amazing palace of 18 rooms in Calle de Santiago number 5, where she squeezed the life out of that 26 year old body by partying and drinking and working non-stop.

She moved there straight after finishing her Master Thesis, which she had done while working at the Thai restaurant Boonchu, owned by her father, Frank, of house Bernard, and at some points run by her friend Jackie, of house Zepp.

Lynn also thoroughly enjoyed the culinary Spanish kitchen, as she could regularly be found in the Spanish food industry in Sevilla. At the end of her time there, she made a self-braided (friendship) bracelet for all the friendships she had made. Such a lovely person.

'''Back to Luxembourg '''

The Sevilla adventure ended abruptly when the opportunity to work for the Luxembourgish government presented itself thanks to Edith. Lynn, of course, got the job and moved back to Esch, and soon after joined the club Boxfit, where the Sensei Sadok taught her the moves to become the ultimate fighter.

During the times of Covid, she started and perfected some hidden passions such as soap and deodorant making, ukulele playing, window tanning, and even part owning a garden, where it is rumored she hasn’t been seen since the summer of 2021.

She even started playing beach volleyball and participated in a well known Luxembourg competition in the summer of 2021. Despite her love of fitness and super body maintenance, her love of wine hasn’t diminished, and she still partakes in wine tastings on some occasions.

The pandemic didn’t stop her and her friend Lynn from keeping up with Luxembourg’s most famous tradition, which is when the Lynn’s get together and bake for a whole day, providing the whole country with immense happiness and sugar rush. Another demonstration of her super powers is how she and Lynn were able to bake 2552 cookies on December 19th 2021, setting a world record of cookie baking.