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Duncan Albertstein McBacon
Duncan Albertstein McBacon was born on April 23, 1914 in the small city of Burien, Washington on the outskirts of Seattle. He lived a charming childhood but had just two friends, Charlie Char, and Lion. All he did in life was invent new things to help himself and others including the vacuum, the corndog, laser cat, and the carameled orange. Mcbacon died in 1997 due to a fart attack but rests deeply in the hearts of many that loved him.