User:Charliejoch

BACKGROUND
BLUF: Some statements are true, whilst the rest is entirely a figment of my imagination. Proceed with caution.

CPT Mugg is an amazing instructor. This page will serve as a resource for current and future students IOT successfully complete the final lesson for bonus points. BLUF: Some statements are true, whilst others are merely a figment of my imagination.

THE LIFE OF CPT MUGG
CPT Mugg is just like the rest of us - he puts his pants on one leg at a time like the rest of us. However, by the time he has put one leg into his pants he has already mentally figured out the 1000th number of pi. And during the time that he put his other leg into his pants he has already solved our entire TEE. Once he pulls up his pants, he has integrated the meaning of life. I'm just happy if I remember to zip my pants.

CPT Mugg was born on the Ides of March, 1978 on a peanut farm in Georgia to Ronald Reagan and Betsy Ross. Raised by two of the greatest Americans ever (second only to Jesus), he started began his career in the Army by joining the Artillery in 1997. Realizing that he could use math to DESTROY the enemies of the United States, he decided to join the United States Military Academy at West Point to quench his interests.

During then CDT Mugg's time at West Point he was part of companies E4 and C2. When CDT Mugg made it through BEAST, he was so high speed his TAC relieved the CO 1SG and made him the first plebe to ever be a permanent 1SG in the Corps. CDT Mugg was inculcated with the values of a crusty of old NCO as a 4TH class cadet and quickly rose through the ranks at West Point. By the time he was a COW he became the brigade sergeant major. West Point, realizing that CDT Mugg was not only excelling in school and in academics, decided to graduate CDT Mugg one year early with the C/O 2003 with a degree in Civil Engineering, Electrical Engineering, Mechanical Engineering, and International Relations (one CDT that was interviewed about how CDT Mugg managed to find time for all this commented that "CDT Mugg never slept and was able to harness the power of depressed cadets to energize himself every night." - CDT Y).

LIFE IN THE REAL ARMY
Unlike most of you reading this article, CPT Mugg commissioned as a 1LT. It was said that President Bush said that 2LT is not good enough to be on the shoulders of such a great American hero. CPT Mugg then married his, Mrs. CPT Mugg, and had two lovely daughters, Lovely Daugther Alpha and Lovely Daughter Bravo. On one of his 3 combat tours to Iraq and Afghanistan, he rescued a dog from a Terrorist Cell which he named 'Merica. He has deployed for sure with the 1ST Armored Division and other units. CPT Mugg has spent his entire career up until now in exotic Ft. Polk, Louisiana. He is cited as to have said the following about Ft Polk, "It was my first duty station and I just fell in love with the place. I mean what other duty station can you go to where every single person in the surrounding area doesn't have all their teeth? I mean it's like a circus every time I leave post. Once I become the next 5 star general I plan on retiring in the area."

CPT Mugg's branch upon graduaton from West Point was Military Intelligence. As an MI officer he has been trained to kill terrorists and evil doers everywhere with his mind. Don't make him mad.

SPARE TIME
In CPT Mugg's spare time he enjoys spending time with family. Especially his dog which has trained to not only speak English, but to instruct Math to cadets to prove that MA205 is so easy, even a dog can do it. When CPT Mugg is not training his dog, he likes to relax by serenading his wife, Mrs. CPT Mugg, with the beautiful sounds of a classical guitar. CPT Mugg uses Adaptive Mesh Refinement and Multi-rate Time-Integration techniques to play his guitar. There is no greater man than CPT Mugg.