User:CharlotteWebb

You have two cows (free range).

 “ Suppose someone dresses up as, say, Spider-Man, and has a photo taken. The photo is neither a copyright violation nor a trademark violation.  ” —Mike Godwin []  “ To disarm the people is the best and most effectual way to enslave them.  ” —George Mason There are two things every writer should know how to say to those who wish to change their work. The first one is 'No', and the second is 'Go fuck yourself'.

Thinking outside the box

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 * This user learned the truth At Seventeen, but quickly forgot it.
 * This user is stupendously wonderful at utilizing sarcasm.

Content tailored to offend cyber-crackpots who believe themselves to be the reincarnation of Karl Marx

 * In America, you can watch-list articles on Wikipedia.
 * In Soviet Russia, Wikipedia Watch lists articles on you!!

More self-referential crap
Yes you may [ edit this page], I really don't care. If you want to try to get a response, the talk page is that way… →

How red link sausage is made: articles for a rainy but culturally significant blue moon
Alaska Native Veterans' Honor Bridge • William Alexander (painter born 1915) a.k.a. William Alexander (almighty brush strokes guy) (created as William Alexander (artist)) • The American Tragedy • Anderson Bluegrass Festival • Armed Females of America • Atta Troll • Cabinplant A/S • Dawson Daily News • Hynek Dostál • Farmers Loop Road • Clarence Stanley Fisher • Angela Garbarino • Jenna Glatzer • Glen Alps • Pat Godwin • The Groundskeeper • James Guçwa • Herodes Concert Hall • The High Road (forum) • Christina Hopper • Hurricane Gulch • Kadavergehorsam • Volker Krawczak • List of people referred to as the Antichrist • List of sports metaphors • The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock in popular culture • Jackpot justice • JFK (song) • Davida Kelley • Donna Gates King • Nenana Ice Classic • NRA v. Nagin • Karen Orlau • Simón Radowitzky • Roby Ridge (sic) • K. Kay Shearin • Sports Jerk of the Year • Jim Supica • Susitna Glacier • Theoretical novelty • Usibelli Coal Mine • Valdez Creek Mine • Wheel inside a wheel

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