User:Chav Editor



Have you got jaffa cakes One of them muffins Some of them flapjacks with the chocolatey pieces That aren't really chocolate but look like they should be Give them to your dog Or y'know, an invalid

I like that bread me That you can cut round the back in your little machine Next to the toilet cleaning products Adds flavour and excitement

Late night shopping It's fantastic

Going down t'newsagents Y'know, 11 o' clock Get some chips

Aw shit, I forgot the lightbulbs