User:Chavoguero

My son is not a Communist! He may be a liar, a thief, a Communist. . . but he is not a porn star!"
 * - Grandpa Simpson


 * Gob Bluth (holding Poof! magic magazine): "Have you seen the new Poof?"
 * Michael Bluth (quickly closing door): "His name is Gary, and we don't need another lawsuit."
 * - from Arrested Development

You want a toe? Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon--with nail polish!
 * - Walter Sobchak (The Big Lebowski)