User:CheeseProfessor

Easy Cheese Huffing?
Although sometimes called "aerosol cheese", its container is not actually an aerosol spray can, because the cheese does not combine with the propellant (nitrogen) to turn into a fine mist upon being sprayed. Rather, the can contains a plastic cap which serves as a barrier and a piston whose movement squeezes the cheese through the nozzle in a solid column when the nozzle is pressed. The propellant, therefore, does not mix with the cheese. This explains why the can has a small rubber plug on its base. Normal aerosol cans are charged with all of their contents through the single opening at the top, but spray cheese cans are separately charged with cheese through the top and propellant through the bottom. The can design also ensures that the cheese can be dispensed with the can upright or inverted.

Now when we hear the words cheese huffing, what does that make us think? Ahh yes, it makes us think of booger from the movie Nerds, South Park, or that quirky juvenile show called Simpsons. We can all see booger snorting cheese, can't we? Well, huffing is not snorting and if that is what you have been doing well then you are the minority now aren't you. Actual huffing is "inhaling" chemicals. Like people who inhale the fumes from hairspray, glue, air fresheners, and so on. The big difference between Easy Cheese and all those chemicals is that the chemical in Easy Cheese is in the bottom of the can. It is virtually impossible to huff this chemical and to be completely honest only an idiot would even try. I don't even know how'd you get access to it. Even if you did get access to this chemical it would mix into the surrounding air too quickly for you to even huff it. I'd like to see you try it though, just let me get my camcorder set up so I can tape you huffing oxygen. The only thing you might accomplish is getting yourself breathless and this person knows of several things I'd rather be doing to accomplish that than huffing air.

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Okay, now where were we? Oh yes, huffing cheese. If you want to waste money and possibly explode cheese all over the damn place then jump on this huffing cheese train, first stop...stupidity!