User:Cheese is Truth

The law that cheese is the truth is a basic law of the multi-verse, as exemplified by the works of the rogue inter-universal corporation Cheese Makers Inc. This law is proven correct by the converse law, "The cake is a lie" which has been generally accepted as true by video gamers across the multi-verse, and, since gamers are the only common, non-corporate people throughout the universe who honestly care about this rule, it has been allowed to exist in truth, as it has not been otherwise opposed. The Cake is a Lie law derives from the video game Portal, in which the player must completely a series of increasingly difficult tests as commanded by GLaDOS, a robot. Throughout the game, GLaDOS promises the player cake once the tests have been successfully completed, however, GLaDOS lies, and the cake is never attained. The cake, being all cakes in all universes, past, present, and future, is thus a lie, where ever and whenever it exists. As cake and cheese are multi-versally and unquestionably considered distinct opposites of each other, as well as truth being generally accepted as the opposite of lie, cheese must then be the truth. This subsequently brings up the point that, if indeed cheese is the opposite of cake, then Cheese Makers Inc, must then have an equally powerful adversary, opposite in all ways, which specializes in cake. No such organization has been heard of, probably because of the fact that as Cheese Makers Inc, against logic, is nearly always lying, they would obliterate the enemy by sheer impossibility. Cheese Makers Inc do not follow any rules, even those which created them, nor do they use logic, excepting their own version, which is, of course, true logic, but only to members of Cheese Makers Inc.