User:Cheeseonburger

Yalona Marie (1993-present) and Ashley Kate Simone (1993-present) currently rank highest in Norway for their ability to party. They live on the coast of the Scandinavian peninsula. Many stories have been written about their experiences and sightings. Whether fictional or not, the lard lumberjack haunts them. In their stories, you will be able to hear screaching voices saying the name Rachel. With every step "Rachel" takes, she produces earthquakes that reach 10 on the Richter Scale. They often have parties on the outskirts of Sweden, usually in a place called Franklin. Simone and Yalona have almost been arrested. Ashley Kate and Yalona live happily together in a little house called the Bungalow.