User:Cheezo

Cheezo: The Man, The Legend, The One On The Left
Who is Cheezo? A question asked by the many, the proud, the uninformed. Simply put, Cheezo is God. The creator, the destroyer. Alpha and omega. A force to not be reckoned with, but only to be feared and worshipped. The ruler of all things existant. Know him and tremble. All resistors to Cheezo shall be dealt with accordingly. And by dealt with, I mean they gonna get iced, nig. (Cheezo is actually just an evil little kid)

The Man
Cheezo was born in Channelview, TX back in the ancient times of 1991, where the Model T reigned supreme and everyone did the Charleston. In fact, when Cheezo popped out of his mother, it's said that he was doing the Charleston, which is how the dance came about. Cheezo's real name is actually Jonathan Danger Gill, but everyone he knows calls him Jonny Balls or Cheezo. Otherwise, he'll break their arm. After the seventh occurance of this, the state of Texas nullified any further charges for this act, and any and all right to sue him for this act. The governer at the time was heard saying "I don't want him breaking my arm, holy Jesus H. Christ."

In his spare time, Cheezo enjoys playing the bass guitar. This is one of his favorite things to do. He enjoys it so much, in fact, that on three occasions he was imprisoned for sodomizing anyone who called it the 'electric bass' with a lead pipe. Videos of such can be found on popular websites such as *link removed*, *link removed*, and www.avocado.org.

Cheezo also enjoys titties, Jack Daniels, Marlboro Reds, "..a-gettin' some poontang," and, of course, Impulse TFC.

The Legend
Cheezo joined Axl's TFC in April of 2003, when popularity was low and serenity was high. Then, there weren't but two or three troublemakers, so Cheezo had no need to kick ass. At the time, his trademark was "fork," which he used to bypass the server swear filter. Soon, the server was swept with everyone saying this to bypass the server, or in humor. Eventually, Axl added "fork" to the swear filter, which wasn't to be removed for a good 2-3 months. Cheezo attempted a new craze, "shirt," but to no avail. He would soon become much funnier.

'''More later, cockstuffers. - Senor Jonny Balls'''