User:Chef whales

The last time the Cubs won the World Series, it was 108 years ago. This was 1908. Just 10 years later, WWI started. Now this can't be just a coincidence, so what happened? Now you see what had happened was, the cubs won and everyone knows that winning championships make cities go into riots. So this was the start of a 10 year undocumented riot. Some people like Gavrilo Princip went as far as killing the Archduke Franz Ferdinand, which then lead to the beginning of World War One. Now I'm not saying this is directly correlated but cmon now, look at the facts. Now when the Cubs win the 2016 World Series, prepare yourselves. The city of Chicago will go into riots and before you know it, bang, Karl von Habsburg is dead. If you didn't know, Karl von Habsburg is our current archduke. This will start World War 3, and we're fucked. Another thing that may happen is that the whole state of Illinois does a whole ah-wooh, and the surrounding states fall 20 feet into the ground. This would cause mole people to live in the United States, as WW3 is happening. So Tribe in 5.