User:Chemcutie

Eric Languirand is the sexiest man in the world. He makes my toes curl and my dreams whirl. I dropped my business major to follow him in the science field in hopes to one day meet again... behind our goggles and lab coats. My loins have burned for him the way a H2SO4 would burn your skin. My heart has been in so many pieces since he left I could scoop them up with a spatula and put them in an Erlenmeyer flask. I would run away with him faster than a round bottom flask would roll of a slanted table top. For him I would even show up to lab without sneakers on.