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Brendan The Awesome By Ivan Sukharev There was a small island off the coast of a large island, with a tiny cottage on it. Lived there a happy couple with two kids, Jack and Jill. Well, say some sh!t happened to them and basically scratch them from the story - but then the couple had another kid, named Brendan! From a young age, he showed amazing physical talent and great strategic planning. (He had gone to the bigger island to train with some not-so-crappy trainers.) And then the constantly attacking empire conquered the main island and being lazy, summoned a dragon at the small island. Brendan, seeing this, asked his parents for a sword so mighty that he could slay the evil dragon. But of course, as the stereotypic parent, they said no; so he forged one by himself. Then he called the dragon and stabbed it in its eye. It threw him 240 feet, but then he ripped its left-wing off. Retaliating, the dragon bit his legs off. Saving his island, he sacrificed himself and went into the dragon, killing them both. Amen. Cheriosrbest4u (talk) 21:51, 6 December 2021 (UTC)Ivan Sukharev