User:Cherry's Bowl of Life

It's a Middle-Age Slice of Life...Cherry "Cherry" BoBerry is boldly gonna go where no middle-aged, retro Barbie with great hair has gone before...the crazy world of middle-aged living in a post-divorce world. Cleavage will be rediscovered and hung out there in support of the realization...this isn't high school...you aren't 18...and life isn't Disney.

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Miss Cherry was informed that her services were needed for the general male population. Matter of fact, Cherry has been emailed, stopped in the store, and tackled in The Home Depot…by men just wanting to know…”What do women want…what do they think…what does it mean when a woman does/says/doesn’t say this or that…and what should I do now?” These poor men…and there are a lot of you…just didn’t think they would be in this situation…alone…no manual…getting slapped and ignored on a regular basis.

It has been said to Miss Cherry…”Women are so complex. Y’all have all of these levels. I don’t understand the levels.” It’s okay…don’t be scared of the levels. God gave us PMS, so we get the levels. Fair is fair. It has also come to her attention that while we women have oodles of information flowing our way about Men…including the now in rerun Hell…”Sex and the City”…that the Men in our lives, and in our world…don’t. They don’t get together and discuss every little word, action, eyebrow lift, text, email, action, inaction…of the average woman. But, at the same time…they would like to know a little bit of something that will lead them to a peaceful world, filled with soft, sweet smelling ladies that give them love and affection.

Now…when Miss Cherry needs the 411, she asks Maxx. To date…Maxx is 100/100. Its better information that anything her Barbie-like bevy of beauties can give her. Miss Cherry has a source, and he never ceases to amaze her. So…it is with deepest concern for male angst that Miss Cherry announces…”Beer and the Straight Shitake on Those Damn Women”. We will explore the mind and nature of “Those Damn Women” and will cover topics that are near and dear to your male sanity.

Miss Cherry is going to write for you…every two weeks...and tell you what they are doing, what they are thinking, and give you a short summary on the subject of Levels 101.

In keeping with Miss Cherry’s recent post…She’s Come Undone…the first post in the “Beer and the Straight Shitake on Those Damn Women” will be…He’s Come Undone. Don’t worry…I’ll be gentle. I think y'all smell good.