User:CherryRush/BREAKING NEWS: shark teeth cant melt steal beams

BREAKING NEWS!! SCIENTISTS RECENTLY DISCOVERED SHARK TEETH CANNOT MELT STEAL BEAMS! Before the 1950's it was logical that shark teeth, could in-fact melt steal beams. More than 450 types of sharks exist however, only one can melt steal beams One day two kids went out swimming in the North Atlantic oceans, these two rebellious teens were smoking Mary Jane (and also had some pot brownies in their pockets) and decided to take a swim. They decided to give a hella dope Whale Shark a little bite of their munchies.(which was really cool. always share kids) WHALE SHARK EXPLODED!!!!! TEETH EVERYWHERE!!! KID 1 HAPPENED TO HAVE STEAL BEAM IN POCKET!! ONCE THE TEETH TOUCHED IT WAS CERTAIN THE BEAMS DID NOT MELT. IN-FACT THE BEAMS GOT STRONGER!!! lol science idk BUT THEN REAL WHALE JUMPED OUT OF NO WHERE AND SCREAMED AT THEM!! 'YOU SHOULD NOT BE DOING THE DRUGS THEY ARE BAD!!!!,' Whale screamed. The kids listened and then went home to their mother to do homework. no more rebel :(