User:Cherrycoola94

Cherrycoola94, is a Canadian-American Wikipedia user, full-time university student, and professional yapper.

Born in Chicago, Illinois, Cherrycoola94 was originally named Cherrycola94 after a lyric from the radio version of a The Kinks song and the year of a comic book character's first solo run. However, the hand penning his birth certificate wrote the name wrong. After maturing, he was presented with the option to change his name, but decided to stick with "coola" because it made sure that the word "cool" was in his name. The reason for this was "to keep their [those who read about him] expectations straight. I'm a cool dude, after all."

Cherrycola94 has been many things: a 5-year umpire for his hometown league, a French-to-English translator, an English tutor, an arts summer camp counselor, a heartbreaker, a heartbrokener, a police suspect, a horrible poet, a neurologist's chew toy and wet dream, an older brother, a stage prop-maker, a director, a horrible playwright, and an amateur Wikipedia editor.

Cherrycoola94 also has an immensely large ego, and enjoys trying to publish articles about punk or metal bands. Sometimes he fails, because the sources he finds are of dubious quality, but he continues to make articles anyway.