User:Chester j arthur

Chester j arthur (talk) 21:15, 27 February 2008 (UTC)== Chester J Arthur == Born in Victorian England where he lived a merry life enjoying fasion such as the top hat and the cravat, Chester J Arthur is one hell of an uphill gardener. His Father, Great Sirrius Arthur, was a sailor or 'ass pirate' who rigerously beat his meat ... ahem i mean wife: Ping-Pong Arthur. Ping-Pong was a mailorder bride, which was quite rare in them there days, which meant that the village idiot (Oppie Patorson) stole her 'Chinese secrets' (other wise known as 'tea') at night. He now stands before you you an angry, letter-writing 'son of a gun' who won't stand for jibber-jabber or sass back.The one thing you must learn about Chester J Arthur, and learn it good, is that he never did touch that little Albanian boy... To learn more about the life of Chester J Arthur please do not hesitate to email him at: you_just_got_chester_j_arthured@hotmail.co.uk just not on Wednesdays - because that's the perfect day for 'business time'...