User:Chewypottamus

Chewypottamus is the nickname of Jewish-American Mortgage Banker Geoffrey Samet.

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Some Common Characteristics of the Chewypottamus are as follows:

1.    Having a huge amount of chest hair.

2.    Bowling.

3.    Dating a girlfriend that is way out of your league.

4.    Resting on your laurels after getting a loan or two.

5.    Telling long, drawn out stories about what happened on the last phone call.