User:Chicken Monster/sandbox

Thirst Syndrome

Thirst Syndrome or TS is when a human is so thirsty he has to either so withers or keep asking for pics. How to cure Thirst Syndrome Is by having a good mind and not to holla at a girl. Thirst Syndrome occurs in too many ways to document at this time but it often involves feelings of affection and/or admiration that are not necessarily reciprocated. For example :

Eager Beaver (jogs towards attractive young lady) Ayo Ma, I'm sayin tho... You looking goooddddd, I'm tryna holla at cha real quick.

Lady
 * Pretends not to hear...**

Eager Beaver (louder) But Yea, I'm tryna get to know you since you the finest thing I've seen since these eyes sees light. **corny chuckle

Lady Umm... (This “umm...” is a hesitance that means “NO!” A non-thirsty person will clearly recognize this)

Eager Beaver So I feel like, we have a good chemistry so what's good with those digits tho...

Lady Umm... (maybe she gives a fake number, maybe she walks away, maybe she gives the real number, either way she does what she does in response to a desperate plea rather than genuine desire.)

Also Thirst Syndrome – The condition of continually acting Thirsty without proper cause. Thirsty – 1. Desperate wanting, desiring of anything (particularly someone else) 2. Over eagerness. Thirst is easy to spot; its extra, its clear and it is embarrassing. For the Thirsty one and the Thirsty one's friends that watch in head shaking shame.