User:Chickenchickenleg

There was a boy named Chilichonga. He was werid. He has a very bad habit of licking used earswabs. His favorite thing to do it to beef-stew in Jenny's face. Jenny was his lover. He beef-stewed her so many times that he had to go to Dr.Phil. He was on the same episode as a lady who lives in a tent. Chilichonga proposed to Jenny. But Jenny said " no way loser, go get a life ". He was crushed. Chilichonga stalked Jenny. He broke into her house and licked her cat bald. Chilichonga went to prison for being a creep. THE END!