User:Chickenmonger

My name is Chickenmonger. I control all chickens. Bow down before my empire. I am a big fan of Spider-Man, and especially like the storyline Brand New Day. Despite my name, I hate chickens. I mainly go around yelling on talk pages.

MY IDOLS: J. Jonah Jameson

Obscure page: Jack O'Lantern : a criminal with a flaming pumpkin head who is similar to Green Goblin and is primarily the alter ego of Jason Macendale.