User:Chief Audio

Chief Audio (commonly referred to as simply Audio) is a person who is very crucial to all plots involving Lamb trees and such. It is rumored that, if absent from them, the whole thing will result in turmoil and death of humanity.

As a Magical Number
Chief Audio can also be represented as a number, by resolving the "Legacy of Catoblepas" equation:

$$x+x+x/Au(y)$$

where "x" is some random number you think of, "Au" being the current age of Chief Audio (this year is 16)and "y" being the number of Sonic dolls Chief Audio has in his room (reported to have just 3).

Fate of Humanity based on his Decisions
It is unknown what will he want humanity to face, but it has been proven that is always the opposite of what he thinks of. As long as he thinks that humanity should die, then our fate is assured to be good.

Why this Article is Stupid
It is not stupid, its freaky, sick, insane and random too.