User:Chief Jotty

Chief Jotty. . . Only The Coolest Ruler In The UNIVERSE!!!!!!!
I, Chief Jotty am the leader of the country of Mahmahland in the continent of Woomba. Although many people have not heard of this fair land, I continue to spread the cultures of my beautiful country despite people's mocking ways. My country is on the planet, Flockpackipoo. Fear not, I am no alien, and I will not harm you. I was born a regular human on a snowy day in March, 1995. I know what you are thinking,"Wow! What a fake, she is 13 years old and she is a so called 'ruler' of a country." But I am determined to prove you wrong; I got a score of 1260 on my SAT test which I was invited to take in 7th grade by Johns Hopkins Center for Talented Youth. And, I created an account here, right? Most teens are too absorbed in other things to even know how to create a user name. Impressed yet? I am a student of a blue ribbon Middle School in the 3rd richest county in the USA. And I am enrolled in every A.P. class there is in my school. Check out www.sadbuddah.com a website I created myself to teach you folks out there about my world. Dont get me wrong, I am no nerd who lives in my own fantasy world at lunch when I am sitting by myself picking my nose and doing extra credit math, oh no! I am a smart girl with pretty cool friends who have a pretty good social status and when I am bored at home, done with my homework and tennis class, I call up my secretary, Stoinoi Lachamaboowa and see how things are going over in Woomba. In the summer months, I take my private jet powered by Mahmah Airlines to Grhkbflrg Spirit Intl Airport and rule my country. Did I mention that there are other countries in this continent all ruled by family?

Name- Country

Crodibuff Buvva- Esh Longa

Mayamul Sitgit- Junby

Dayadul Sitgit- Galonga

Mimi Sitgit- Mahanaeebie*

Toffee Sitgit- Tafootica*


 * Since these rulers are dogs, their over all emperor is Buddy Sitgit, our Portuguese Water Dog