User:Chief Police Officer of Planet Klingon

Let's get this straight.

There is no such thing as the Planet Klingon. Therefore, there is no police there either.

Wikipedia reserves so many user names, citing that they are similar to existing ones, even if they are not. After many, many attempts, finally I found this one is not taken.

Again, do not be afraid because There is no police in Klingon and there is no such thing as the planet Klingon.

Klingon translation

Ha gurun hut sombauti.

Kan suchto be baranici landin Klingon. Kamchit don mcuh polisei.

Wikipedia rukka kun hot ms tuonobunu wrrig guruni ga sri rangoo. Ta tagrini gum sum.

Tak bimmer tra shi. Polizei gun tra Klingon wroti grrun gra sombat landi Klingon.