User:Chiefsfan364/About

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On Chiefsfan364 by Chiefsfan364
On a cloudy night on ?????, an amazing thing happened. User:Chiefsfan364 was born! At 7 pound, 6 ounces, and 21 inches, he was a pretty average sized baby, and was soon taken home by his dad. After a couple of months, began to crawl, and when he hit seven months, walked for the first time in his life. Soon after, User:Chiefsfan364 hit one year, and had a huge birthday party at East Park Lake. Almost all of his family came, and User:Chiefsfan364's aunt Nancy gave him a 24oz. Mountain Dew which he gulped down and threw up later. When User:Chiefsfan364 turned two, his dad took him to an Orioles baseball game against the Kansas City Royals. They were close to the pitching box, and so, when the pitcher came out to warm up, and set up in his pitching stance. He threw the ball, and it hit the catcher’s glove with a loud “Whap!” Eventually, it got so loud that Ben McDonnell, the pitcher, and Erode Hendricks, the assistant coach looked up, exasperated. When they finally saw User:Chiefsfan364, their faces broke out in a smile. His dad thought that it was just the coolest thing. Soon after, User:Chiefsfan364 first discovered that he had a shadow. User:Chiefsfan364 was so shocked that at first, he tried to run away from it, but to no avail. Today, he still thinks it was pretty embarrassing. When User:Chiefsfan364 was about two and a half, his brother, ????, came into the world. User:Chiefsfan364 was at first unsure about this new arrival, but when ???? was able to walk, User:Chiefsfan364 seemed to think that it would be funny to pick up and then drop his brother numerous times. Oh, many a night they would run from their dad, who would pretend to be a T-Rex. After they had watched “The Land Before Time” with characters “Little Foot”, “Ducky”, “Cera”, and other miscellaneous dinosaurs being chased by the “Sharp Teeth” was not helpful in the matter, and User:Chiefsfan364 spent many a night lying awake, and terrified that a “Sharp Tooth” would get him. When he turned four years old, his little sister ???? was born. User:Chiefsfan364 still remembers going in to visit her for the first time, and putting a “Babe” pig from McDonalds on her basket. As far as he knows, she still has it with her and cherishes it as she should, but I know for a fact that it is lost in the murky depths that lie at the bottom of her toy box. When User:Chiefsfan364 turned six, he began kindergarten, where he met the best friend that he ever had, Nicky ????. They were best buds until User:Chiefsfan364 had to move to Hazelton, when they exchanged gifs: User:Chiefsfan364, a Pokèmon Game boy game, and Nicky a soccer pattern game. In conclusion, these are the events that led up to User:Chiefsfan364 going to Kindergarden. Chiefsfan364 (talk) 01:41, 11 March 2007 (UTC)