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SOAK.

The independent Irishwomen/folk/irishREBEL/latino fuzion group was formed in 2010 in Derry/Londonderry Northern Ireland. Their main influences are rick rolling,beethoven rape, pirating, glitter bombing,aoife,jewish people with funny nose's. They are banned in the peoples republic of congo, due to their music being used by riot police, therefore inspiring mass violence among the local congoers. Insighting wide spread congo lines.

Both members are blind with only one functioning nostril and two wooden peg legs. At early gigs soak member's used to perform in baths, thus resulting in the death of their drummer as the amp fell in, electrocuting her. In 1234 both SOAK member's resurrected after their hero jesus christ. Bridie began playing guitar at negative 9 months when she made one out of her mothers womb lining.