User:ChiliConQueso

Chili con queso is a great, allmight mexican qouonquer. He actually discovered america in 1327. Contrary to the belief that columbis beat him to the punch. But, Chili, being the grateful, respectable, perfect, cool cat that he his, decided to give the totalcredit to columbus, his supposed 18th cousin. Chili Con Queso also is believed to be the founder of the infamous cahim "taco bell". He sold that, and his amounstasotous fortune of oil and tacos to the "supposed" first president of the United States, George Washington. This is why we should demolish the washington monument, and erect a 972.8 foot statue of Chili Cin Queso. This would make america a better place to live. Thank you for your gracious acceptance. We look forward to seeing you all at the opening of the Con Queso Monument in Washington D.C., or as it should be called Chili Con Queso D.C. God Bless America, and all the other lesser countries. Peace.

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