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--China123456789poppop (talk) 03:47, 7 November 2008 (UTC)My favorite shows are the office and watching paint dry anually. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:China123456789poppop.com Jeff likes to sing, play sports, and travel through the suberbs with superman on a regular occasion. Jeff his part of the secret society that is including stephen o, dylan p, dustin p, cameron s, austin t, dan g, jason k, robert s, and many more people. Jeff loves to watch 007 movies, especially the ones with sean connery.

George, or JEFF, is best friends with Lee W and loves some good pizza from dominos. My family is full of super hereos and some normal people, including Chuck Norris. I can beat superman and batman in arm wresling and out run flash. I have a pet hippo and a few sharks in my bird cage George is the coolest kid ever. Here are some of my favorite things to say.

The Komodo dragon is a species of lizard that inhabits the islands of Komodo, Rinca, Flores, Gili Motang, and Gili Dasami, in central Indonesia. A member of the monitor lizard family (Varanidae), it is the largest living species of lizard, growing to an average length of 2–3 meters (approximately 6.5–10 ft) and weighing around 70 kilograms (154 lb). Their unusual size is attributed to island gigantism, since there are no other carnivorous animals to fill the niche on the islands where they live, and also to the Komodo dragon's low metabolic rate. As a result of their size, these lizards are apex predators, dominating the ecosystems in which they live. Although Komodo dragons eat mostly carrion, they will also hunt and ambush prey including invertebrates, birds, and mammals. Jeff is an expert on all sources of the dragon. Mating begins between May and August, and the eggs are laid in September. About twenty eggs are deposited in abandoned megapode nests and incubated for seven to eight months, hatching in April, when insects are most plentiful. Young Komodo dragons are vulnerable and therefore dwell in trees, safe from predators and cannibalistic adults. They take around three to five years to mature, and may live as long as fifty years. In the wild their range has contracted due to human activities and they are listed as vulnerable by the IUCN. They are protected under Indonesian law, and a national park, Komodo National Park, was founded to aid protection efforts. Though I am not naturally honest, I am sometimes by chance." --William Shakespeare

"The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces." --Unknown

"No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible." --George Burns

"The best way to become boring is to say everything." --Voltaire

"Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power." --Abraham Lincoln

"It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated." --Alec Bourne

"Only the educated are free." --Epictetus

"Whenever books are burned men also in the end are burned." --Heinrich Heine

"All men kill the thing they hate, too, unless, of course, it kills them first." --James Thurber

"If automobiles had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside." --Robert Cringley

"Tears are the rinse water of an unhappy heart." --Raynor Schein

"If you cannot teach me to fly, teach me to sing." --Sir James Barrie

"Not only is life a be-atch, but it is always having puppies." --Adrienne Gusoff

"The only thing that hurts more than paying an income tax is not having to pay an income tax." --Thomas Robert Dewar

"Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world." --Peter York

"For in its innermost depths, youth is lonelier than old age." --Unknown

"Technology is dominated by two types of people: those who understand what they do not manage, and those who manage what they do not understand." --Unknown

"I hate quotations. Tell me what you know." --Ralph Waldo Emerson

"I am amazed at radio DJ's today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for." --Jasper Carrott

"Those who danced where thought to be quite insane by those who could not hear the music." --Angela Monet

" Books are the blessed chloroform of the mind." --Robert Chambert

"There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes." --Dr. Who

"Cynics regarded everybody as equally corrupt...Idealists regarded everybody equally corrupt, except themselves." --Robert Anton Wilson

"The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you." --Woody Allen

"Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have." --Ernest Haskins

"Seeing a murder on television...will help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any antagonisms, the commercials will give you some." --Alfred Hitchcock

"History doesn't repeat itself. Historians merely repeat each other." --Unknown

"Running away to get away...you're wearing out your shoes." --Sly and the Family Stone

"I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks." --Steve Martin

Laugh often, Dream big, Reach for the stars!

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on.

Remember, men need laughter sometimes more than food. - Anna Fellows Johnston

Nobody ever died of laughter. - Max Beerbohm

Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live.

Even if there is nothing to laugh about, laugh on credit.

She laughs at my dreams, but I dream about her laughter.

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor’s book.

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder.

Laughter is the way to true love.

A man isn’t poor if he can still laugh.

Laughter is by definition healthy. - Doris Lessing

Laughter means sympathy.

With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die. - Abraham Lincoln

Laughter is the corrective force which prevents us from becoming cranks. - Henri Bergson

Always laugh when you can. It is cheapest medicine.

Carry laughter with you wherever you go. - Hugh Sidey

God is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. - Voltaire

Laughter is part of the human survival kit.

What soap is to the body, laughter is to the soul.

Laughter is the closest thing to the grace of God.

Laughter on one’s lips is a sign that the person down deep has a pretty good grasp of life. - Hugh Sidey

Perhaps I know best why it is man alone who laughs; he alone suffers so deeply that he had to invent laughter. - Friedrich Nietzsche

Laughter is a medicine with no side effects.

Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one.

Laughter is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one place. - Josh Billings

Seven days without laughter makes one weak. - Mort Walker

Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.

Laughter is the closest distance between two people. - Victor Borge

Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects.

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward It took me about 10 seconds to write what is on the page at this moment but it will soon be more and nobody delete this page because i am getting more valuable info for my page, even while you are reading this letter by letter.