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Chloe Elizabeth Walters (born 21 March 2020) is a female toddler living in Durham, England.

Early years
Chloe was born in London, UK to Caroline ‘Caz’ Cullen and Philip ‘Phil’ Walters. Her parents had met whilst Caroline was competing at Wimbledon 2014. During her second round match against Sabine Lisicki she pulled up with an ankle sprain. Phil, who was one of the ball boys, helped her to her chair before the tournament physio arrived and attended to her.

In November 2021, her younger brother James Dylan Walters was born. Despite Chloe’s frequent discussions with him, James is yet to respond in kind.

In December 2021 Chloe moved to Durham with her parents to begin a new life in the developing settlements of the North-East of England.

Career
As with many in the toddler generation, Chloe has eschewed regular employment to pursue a lifestyle of sustained hedonism. Unlike Millennials and Generation Z, Generation T tend to place even greater importance on micro-term planning, deliberately avoiding knowing what they will be doing beyond the next 20 minutes, never mind in two days’ time.

However, through vocalised, partially intelligible flows-of-consciousness, Chloe has indicated an interest in setting up CloClo, a digital lifestyle brand.

Personal life
Chloe is single.

Controversies
In July 2020, Chloe required her nappy changing whilst at lunch with her dad at a Nando’s in Barnes. This caused significant disruption to the meal, resulting in Phil’s whole peri-peri chicken getting cold.

In November 2020 Chloe vomited a small amount of Ella’s Kitchen Apples, Carrot and Parnsips on her grandmother’s recently dry-cleaned dress.

In August 2022, a tired and hungry Chloe threw a plastic brick onto the floor, scaring her brother James and causing him to cry.

Notable achievements
In recent months Chloe has cemented her status as an expert colourer-inner, often using unconventional colour-schemes and crayon techniques to create expressive two-dimensional images of giraffes and fruit.