User:Chocolatecows

Chocolate Cows
Hello people that are reading my page about Chocolate Cows. People think that Chocolate is made out of ingredients and stuff, but they are wrong. Chocolate Cows make Chocolate Milk and just plane Chocolate. How do they do it you ask? They simply eat anything and digest it in there special stomach that is just for Chocolate, then the Chocolate Farmer (me) milks it out of there utters (only girl Cows can make Chocolate.) I then stir it up and put it in a freezer for Chocolate, or let it melt for Chocolate Milk. So that is how Chocolate milk is made and don't let the Hershey brand fool you, because they just want to keep Chocolate Cows a secret.

Were Chocolate Cows Come From
Chocolate Cows come from very secret farms in Norway (which I own.) Chocolate Cows first came to be when a Cow and a Chocolate Lab mated and most of the cows jeans took over, but something weird happened. The Cows Milk didn't come out right. Nobody knows why this happened, people think that Chocolate Labs can make Milk too. A scientist tried to get a peer bread Chocolate Lab to make Chocolate, but it just didn't work. I think that it was because the cows jeans needed to be in the Lab. But most importantly that is how Chocolate Cows came to be. :)    ~Yo man, Chocolatecows~