User:Choooz

CHOOOZ Hello my name is Choooz. Whn i was born on January 1 1980, i could already talk. I could hit a bull's-eye with a rifle from 9000000 yards away. I could even fly. One day, i decided to go on a secret mission for secret service. They wanted me to kill all terrorists in world with 1 bullet. When i arrived in Iraq, I met a young inquesitive lad named earldu. He could throw a football 3000 yards and dig very very fast. He had to dig to the center of the earth. We decided to combine our missions. He dig under iraq, and we planted a nuclear bomb under it. From the other side of the earth, I shot it with a single bullet, blowing the terrorists to pieces. We decided to celebrate buying the Taco Bell and Pepsi company with our rewards from the government. We invented our own burrito. It was a giant tortilla filled with juicy tender steak, chicken, burger meat, and nacho chease. Then, we wrapped it in a giant pizza. Then we deep-fried it and put it in a bag of chilli. It tasted like heaven itself.