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America's Next Top Boy Band is a satirical musical group comprised of all male members, also known as sausage links, which was formed in Boston, MA. Its members are SineQuaNon305, JoeyParty, MoneyMiz, and KidPiff617.

Members:

 * SineQuanon305
 * Official Site: SineQuaNon305
 * JoeyParty
 * Official Site: JoeyParty
 * MoneyMiz
 * Official Site: MoneyMiz
 * KidPiff617
 * Official Site: KidPiff617

History:
America’s Next Top Boy Band was created by a PR firm, which chooses to remain anonymous, with the sole purpose of diverting attention from the failing careers of the members of Menudo. After tirelessly auditioning for the group’s possible members, the PR firm (from here on referred to as “The Firm”) had decided to abandon their notions of finding the right combination of witty failures. Deciding to complete the week’s auditions, for the sake of appearances, they sat through one more day of excruciatingly horrible performances. It was at the end of this day's efforts that JoeyParty arrived to the audition very late wearing a shirt he referred to as "Birds of Prey". His soothing voice, and lack of hand-eye coordination, immediately won the auditioners over. The Firm decided to sit down with JoeyParty, to "talk shop". During this conversation JoeyParty mentioned an "odd man with an inappropriate sense of humor" named SineQuanon305.

SineQuanon305's affinity for gold, manicures, and denim seemed like a good enough reason to interview him. The only problem was locating him. He had a tendency of popping Mollys and roaming the streets of the city, while sweating... WOOO. He was finally located in a park near the Charles River asleep in swing. After admitting to a hospital, for severe dehydration, they knew SineQuanon305 would make a phenomenal coupling with JoeyParty (Pause).

At this point, The Firm decided to give the auditions one more week, hoping to find one more member. The first audition, on the first day back, was a duo performing as one act under the name “Doit2US”, consisting of MoneyMiz and KidPiff617. Again, The Firm immediately knew they were the final component.

The Firm was fully geared up to begin touring them as an opening act for an unnamed pop singer who shaved her head amidst a mental breakdown, when KidPiff617 was arrested public intoxication, assaulting a police officer, and later attempting to bribe them with a sex tape he had just made in the bathroom of Daisy’s (a local bar). The sex tape was subsequently leaked by a fellow inmate. The sex tape was hailed as one of the best armature with pornography filed with a mobile phone, and went on to win 3 AVN awards (Best Script, Best Male Orgasm, and Best Sound Effects). This was the platform The Firm needed to springboard the groups careers into the media. What The Firm didn’t expect was how well received the group would be. The boys quickly gained media attention, and the fans poured in with the ferocity of starved Velociraptors. No one knows what the future will hold for this band of lovable F*&$-ups, but the world eagerly awaits there next move.

America's Next Top Boy Band bio as told by the world’s greatest talent agent Lesliepheliz:
SineQuanon305 is the emotional/romantic singer whose eyes get watery while singing to win over the ladies. MoneyMiz is the signer/rapper gangster that melts the hearts of millions. KidPiff617 is the wild one who no person can tame & has a record but still warms the hearts of ladies. JoeyParty is the heartthrob who attempts to go solos and fails, then orders the band to get back together, 10 years later.