User:Chopper2011

Hong Kong Kooks KSKS Cricket Club is regarded as one of the most formidable cricket nations, since it’s inception to the OCC (Obscure Cricket Council) International Cricket scene in 2009. The Hong Kong Kooks have been successful in competing and remaining undefeated in a number of OCC Obscure World Cup matches, as well as win the World Cup in 2011. The Hong Kong Kooks are thought to be one of the loosest, most disobedient and biggest nuffy team in World Cricket, thanks largely to the antics of players Peng and Andrew Bennett ksks, but have been successfully lead by 2 of world crickets finest players, Michael Chalk and Mark Chopper. Today, the Hong Kong Kooks have ventured into several other sporting and business markets, including F1, Football, Cooking Shows and Movies.

History
The Hong Kong Kooks Cricket Club were founded in 2009, after discussions between Michael Chalk, Mark Chopper, and then President of HKCB D. Lai to lure to 2 superstars failed. While Money was never an object, the 2 parties were able to come to an agreement on how many Whiskeys and Smokes the 2 would be entitled too during match day. Chalk and Chopper decided to form a rival club, and along with several well known cricket personalities, including Dats Agoodgolfshot and Bigbad Bukteef, they were able to submit a team just in time for the Obscure World Cup, a pathway to the proper World Cup. The Kooks would go one to win every single match, against some fierce competitors such as South Georgia And The Sandwich Islands, and Isle of Man. The results of the campaign are as follows:

Game 1: Isle Of Man 9/498 (Getem Outluv 297* M. Chalk 0/5(1) Peng 0/150(10)) lost to Hong Kong Kooks 9/500 (M. Chalk 247*, M. Chopper 252* Peng 1)

Game 2: Hong Kong Kooks 8/343 (M. Chopper 176*, M. Chalk 146*, Huge Gassbill 1/123(10)) Def Antarctica 7/17cc (M. Chalk 4/1)

Game 3: Hong Kong Kooks 5/344 (M. Chopper 166* M. Chalk 163* Givim Out 0/138(10)) def Botswana 343 (Kama Flage 150*, Peng 0/132(10))

Game 4 Hong Kong Kooks 7/369dec (M. Chalk 135* M. Chopper 117*) def South Georgia and the South Sandwhich Islands 316 (Peng 0/265, including 197 wides)

Game 5 The Republic Of Sudan 554 (Ibought Usesweatbands 187, Peng 0/301 including 263 wides) lost to Hong Kong Kooks 9/555 (M. Chalk 220* M. Chopper 219*)

Game 6 Hong Kong Kooks 9/395 (M. Chopper 187* M. Chalk 186*) def Turkmenistan 0/66cc

The Kooks won promotion to the Cricket World Cup after their performances.

Related people
The club has played host to a variety of players:


 * Michael Chalk
 * Mark Chopper
 * Peng
 * A. Bennett ksks
 * Luva Snagwithsauce
 * Kokebottle Glasses
 * Fang Yuk Ho
 * Bigbad Bukteef
 * Dats Agoodgolfshot
 * Arra Ch ksks 26 names
 * Eye Caughtacoldinwinter
 * Pop Phat Lady
 * Chopped Mydikoff
 * Lars Personisarottenegg
 * Usureits Notherpeiz
 * Smokin Momatthews
 * William Burke
 * Mick Poppy

Controversy
While the Kooks have been regarded as one of the best preformed teams in recent history, almost every match has been tarnished by a silly mistake, and/or act by a nuffy Kooks player. Some incidents on the rap sheet include:


 * Playing Peng for 26 consectitive ODI matches, despite failing to make a run and take a wicket
 * Mark Chopper cited for abuse towards Umpire Iprefer McLeans on 5 separate occasions
 * Michael Chalk cited for equipment abuse of Umpire Iprefer McLeans on 5 separate occasions
 * A. Bennett ksks found severly intoxicated on multiple flights to Congo
 * A. Bennett ksks cited for vomiting on airoplane
 * A. Bennett ksks cited for incorrect use of wheelchair during tour of Congo
 * A. Bennett ksks for verbally abusing multiple persons
 * A. Bennett ksks for match fixing friendly game between Hong Kong Kooks and St Patricks’ under 13b
 * A. Bennett ksks for using improper and incorrect OH&S during ‘block duty’ trips
 * A. Bennett ksks for incorrect labouring payments during ‘block duty’ trips
 * Multiple on-field offences including incorrect beverages for drinks breaks, and smoking while in play of game (A. Bennett ksks found guily a record 13,427 times in 6 weeks)