User:Chris240984

Hi welcome to my page, and here is a short article of matthew morley.

Matthew Morley is a person who has done what quite possibly no other human being has done before.

Matthew achieved a great reputation for eating an incredible and edible trio.

That very trio was...

COTTAGE PIE

GRAVY

AND .......' BREAD AND BUTTER PUDDING

this sparked outrage with the food critic world, and was labelled nonsense

but we at the sufc academy are proud of mr morleys achievment and will surely go down in the guiness book of records for the new dish, and did I forget to mention, he ate it all without realising THAT BREAD AND BUTTER PUDDING IS A PUDDING = SWEET = DESERT = AFTERS!

WHAT A LEGEND!

Thanks for reading.