User:Chris Beazell/Twinkie Weiner Sandwich

The delicacy known to us mere mortals as the Twinkie Weiner Sandwich is a delicious food item and a cult classic movie reference rolled into one. Anyone who calls themself a fan of "Weird Al" Yankovic has seen his movie, UHF, at least once. In one of the very early scenes, George (played by Al) eats one while talking to Bob (played by David Bowe).

Making a Twinkie Weiner Sandwich
Materials:
 * 1 Twinkie
 * 1 Hot dog (I use the Oscar Meyer low-fat beef hot dogs)
 * Can of Easy Cheese
 * plate
 * knife

Instructions:
 * 1) Remove the Twinkie from its packaging and place it flat side up on the plate.
 * 2) Slice it down the center with the knife, being careful not to slice all the way through.
 * 3) Push the halves of the Twinkie apart and work the hot dog into the Twinkie.
 * 4) Spray Easy Cheese along the top of the hot dog.
 * 5) Enjoy.

''One box of 10 Twinkies, one pack of 10 hot dogs, and one can of Easy Cheese will make 10 Twinkie Weiner Sandwiches, with plenty of Easy Cheese left over. Don't put on too much Easy Cheese.''