User:Chris to the King

Chris King, born on June 20, 1993. It all started out when I went to and then I became my own enemy. I wasn't to proud of myself after I stole George Bush's election, but hey, what can you do? After I became minor president of my club that i sir did create, I felt good about it. I felt so good that I just had to create the earthquake in Haiti. Then I realized, uh oh, I just destroyed the building where I was conceived at. But no worries. I quickly had another plan. I then created Sierra Mist Unnatural. It was a hit, Literally, it didn't feel good.