User:Chrisbec101/James carter (author)

James Carter is Gay(author), 1982 - present, is an unknown author and poet of gay right books who works and lives in Ireland. He has not published any work to date.

Early Life
James Theodore Gaylord Carter was born in Seattle Washington, 13th July 1982 to Jean and Marcus Carter. James was the youngest of six children. They moved to Drogheda Ireland in 1983. From an early age James expressed an interest in writing short stories. He also expressed a creativity in music and art. At the age of 13 James attended St Olivers Community College, Drogheda. Here he excelled in music, art and english. At the age of 18 he recieved all honors in his Leaving Certificate. The school recognized his brilliance and he received Student of the year in both english and art.

College Years
James studied english in Trinity College (2001-2005), where he surpassed his peers in his writing ability. He gained recognition from many of the colleges writers. At this time he also began to experiment in mind bending drugs, which assisted him in forming the template for many of the projects he is working on. At this time he met Craig McCormack through the use of ass wideners at a pro gay house party, who later became his Life Partner.

Art and Music
Despite his excellence in English, it was music that was his first love, he was turned down for music in Trinity College. He still enjoys music but has no plans for a career in it. James has hinted at a career in painting sometime later in his life, but for now he is content in continuing his writing career and finishing several projects. James has been known to work along side many traditional Irish musicians in helping to create their works, he is an accomplished Irish folk musician with many thousands of euros in expenses that he accumulated in various different publicans over the past twenty eight years, and I'm proud to announce that bill is rising exponentially.

Faith
James is a dedicated Buddhist he encourages friends to lead pure lives after his abstention from drugs and alcohol since 2006. James wishes to ultimately publish a guide on how to lead a purer life with Buddhism and deep meditation.

Motto
"Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, get wasted all the time and you'll have the time of your life" "Rubba-dub-dub, love in a tub" "Don't incert that spoons into your body!"

Collecting
James passionately collects crooked spoon and chipped plates. He has over 590 bent spoons in a solid titanium locker, which is said to be held in his party shed.

James Carter once spent four years collecting pokémon cards. He had collected over ten thousand pokémon cards, then he donated them all to a childrens charity stating "let these good folk use these cards the way they were meant to be used, and create hours of fun for these good souls". That day he got hit with a wet fish. In the pokémon games James had "caught'em all" no less than 17 times, only having one of each generation... never the other.

James has a collection of seagulls, which he feeds only chocolate biscuits and trible distilled vodka.

Music
James' favorite band is Bloodhound Gang, he has The Bad Touch on vinyl three times, including a signed copy of their album Hooray for Boobies. James is rumoured to be creating a verison of Vivaldi's Four Seasons, that is played entirely on a bango