User:Chrisisamonkey

Chris "monkey hands" Topps

Chris Topps also known as monkey hands or darkness. he's weak at football, girls say he can't gig, and is small in all the wrong places. Jessica Alba will never go out or even talk to him so he needs to give up. Chris' homeland is Ethiopia and clicks all the time.

Actually one person has verified that Chris is HUGE. In the right places.