User:ChristopherRoller/sandbox


 * Christopher Roller (1967 -), born in California, Hometown Redwood Falls, MN, currently living in Orlando, FL. Claims to be God/Savant  (Savior/Jesus/Messiah/Allah/Gandhi/Mr.Roboto) Devil (HellRaiser/Sexual/Prankster/Embarrasser).  In 1999, Roller realized he is the True Man in the Truman Show (MyTrumanShow), that people watch him from a distance, and lately via cameras where available.  The psychiastrists have contaminated any perception that this being true due to a diagnosis of mental illness.  Despite this, Roller proved he was right, suing over 30 defendants in a court of law to find out he is truly correct.  In the process of these matters, found out that no one can lie to him under oath.  Started a business called TruthUnderOath based on a supernatural power helping people to be true when they swear in, "I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help me God".  The 2nd truly incredible power Roller displays, is immortality - he cannot be killed, and states a bet against society that he cannot be killed.  This has been legally proved as well, as over a dozen defendants pleaded the 5th when asked, "Did you try to kill Chris Roller?"  Roller applied for 2 patents, GodlyPowers, and MachineLife.  Roller awaits the End of Times, in hopes of gaining world recognition for these real powers, to gain the fame and recognition he deserves, as he attempts to place Heaven here on planet Earth with real powers, to progress our existence into the New Age.  ChristopherRoller (talk) 23:02, 28 October 2012 (UTC)