User:Christopher sanderson izani/sandbox

Two little boys stole a bag of orangefrom their neighbour & decided to go to acalm place to share the loot'' one of them suggested the nearby cemetery .As they were jumping the big gate to enter the cemetery, 2 oranges fell out of the bag behind the gate' but they didn't bother to pick them since they had enough in d bag .Few minuets latter A drunk(beer man)on his way from a local bar passes near the cemetery gate and heard a voice:“One for me, one for u. “One for me, one for u”He immediately sobers up and runs as fast as he can to the local priest."Father please come with me,come and witness God & Satan sharing corpse at the cemetery.”They both ran back to the cemetery gate and the voice continued:"One for me, one for u, one for me, one for u..Suddenly the voice stop counting and says:“What about the two at the gate?"Omo come see marathon....eve n the priest almost pass church gate !!! shouting we are not dead yet..

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