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The Adventures Of Ninja Fi and Cand-Ass
THE CHRONICLES: A colaboration of useless yet highly enetertaining comic strips, composed by a carefully selected group of individuals completeing their final year of schooling. They creators were hand reared by mad scientists to be the most creative geniuses in the world...however, upon recognition of their awsome-ness, the scientists fled, leaving the trio to fend for themselves. They made their way to a school, where they found that life was far more borring and unstimulating than they had ever imagined. With the incredible creativity stored inside of them, they used a multitude of unsatisfying lessons to construct an alternate reality; a possible parellel universe in which they were heroes, constantly finding new ways to thwart Carrot and Latte. The characters bio's follow:

Ninja Fi Discovering her long lost Ninja powers in a typical PE yoga class, Ninja Fi can be identified by her minute stature and sticky-up pontail that is not actually attached to her head. She is flexible and has Ninja - like stealth and is the offspring of Jackie Chan. However, the ninja sometimes struggles to restrict her langauge to one stereotype, often switiching between stereotypically Asian and stereotypical African American. YYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

Cand - Ass

The well - endowed blonde is a key player in the Chronicles. She is the lead Poke-Master of the group and has been known to posses an incredible macho man-liness at times. She can be identified through her unjustifiably long hair and large...ego. This uncoordinated addition is often the cause of and solution to many of the trios struggles, distracting the oposition with her...assets. Her turn ons include Chilli-Fries, Chilli-Dogs and Chilli-Rolls although she just uses them as 'comfort' food. Cand-Ass has been known to sport many pick up lines including: "What's theat in your eye?...Don't worry, it's just a sparkle', and 'Are you a speeding ticket? Cause you have 'FINE' written all over you.' Bouncy!

Chonicler The Chronicler is the only male in the trio and often cops the PMS outbursts of the Ninja and Cand-Ass and their associates. The Chronicler is the chronicler of teh adventures, hence the name. He joined the girls on the other side of the pen after seeing them having all the fun. He can be identified through his unnecisarily spiky hair and super-sexy goo'-lookin'-ness. He has been known to take the form of a lightning bolt and zap foes as well as write plot-holes in which the duo/trio can escape through. The Chronicler is also known for his incredibly super pick up lines including, 'Did it hurt falling from heaven?' and 'Kiss me if I'm wrong, but is your name Evilin?' Woop-woop-woop-woop!

A key feature of the Chronicles is the common string of villians. Carrot and Latte appear throughout the episodes. Carrot can be identified as being the only character drawn in orange, and Latte through his stereotype Asian eyes and spiky hair. It is well documented that during the Chronicles, the dastardly duo appear suddenly, randomly, exponentailly, etc. They then proced to lose a battl, whether it through a pokemon fight, Ninja's father, Candice's man-liness or the Chroniclers shape-shifting abilities. In the following frames, Latte can be found sleeping, while Carrot would be one of several carrot dishes, closely followed by a series of lols, rofls and lmaos. There are many other villlains and appearences that unfortunately cannot all be biography-ed. They are as follows: - Ron Weasely - The Frenchmen - An entire football team - Zoidburg-mon (captured) - Peachy-Poo - Cave-Woman - Old Man Floor Mop - Captain Shuc-Daddy - Bank-inator - et.al