User:ChuckmanJoney

''This page refers to the coolest Wikipedia editor to walk this planet. For the equally awesome jazz flugelhornist, see Chuck Mangione.''

This is a page. I typed this page. That makes it mine, I suppose.

Aside from that, I haven't edited anything on any Wiki page for several years, and it could stay that way for a very long time. However, I promise to keep an eye open for any grammatical or typographical errors. These and obvious falsehoods will be my only targets for rectification, unless I have express knowledge of the subject via expertise or personal experience.

Thanks for poking onto this page. For reference, I go by the same username on Reddit. However I'm just as active there as I am here.

Now that I think of it, I'm not quite sure how you could have possibly found this page. With the number of articles and frequency of edits on Wikipedia, the statistical chance of you finding a page I actually contributed to, scrolling through the history to one of my few edits, and randomly deciding to click my name is... I dunno, as small as this period is (.) to the largest cross section of the planet Earth.

But you, Sir or Madam, are like Han Solo escaping a fleet of Imperial Star Destroyers. As you fly through the asteroid field of Wikipedia articles and user pages, you yell, "Never tell me the odds!" Of course, as you can see, this page you have found is not the cave you were looking for. I'm just a lonely space worm, looking for a new user to consume. And if you're still reading, that's your signal to quickly click or search away from this page. Waste no more time before my digital jaws shut close. Go! Hurry! This is no cave! It's almost over! Ah! Eh! Yee! Oh! Ooh! Goodbye! AAAAOOOHM! *crunch*

-GAmE OvER: You scratched the Millenium Falcon-

If you're still reading, I'm going to assume you have no idea what the above reference is from. Shame. Let me help you out there: The Empire Strikes Back There. A link to get you on with your Wikipedia browsing. See ya later.